What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole
- birds: *tweet tweet* *chirp chirp*
- me: chill
Anonymous said: I had an awesome time with you yesterday, you're great, funny, pretty and you watch dexter! Sorry again, but thats how I really feel.
Is this who I think it is? :3 Of course, who else could it be :p I’ll text you soon, buttmuncher!